Oh yes, I am definitely going to eat pumpkin pie for breakfast this morning! Pumpkin pie and water… Pumpkin pie and a few sips of the water!
The water is tasting delicious when it is taken as a respite from the (pumpkin) pie - water must always be taken in this manner.
I saw seven or eight david duchampnys in the garden this morning… just buzzing around. It’s an auspicious sign for sure…
NOTES ON THE DUCHAMPNY
The david duchampny is very smart but life span of just 5 hours unfortunately.
The David Duchampny has an intense life span of 4-6 hours. Of that short time, 20% is devoted to procreating the next 10 Duchampnys.
The short lifespan of the David Duchampny (5-7 hours) means that vigor is a crucial component of the species. No room for vague flutterings.
Today the murmeration of David Duchampnys outside my window seemed lethargic. I said “what ails you my lovelies?” But they fluttered off…
NEWS OF THE WORLD - DUCHAMPNY EDITION
WOS Wounded Animal Solutions offers $1M to solve riddle of disappearing david duchampnys. “They keep fluttering away, ever slowly.” -WOS Spokescat
British Grime Rapper Eet Nibble composes new rap song, “ZZ Champny,” to raise awareness about urgent disappearing Duchampny phenomenon.
Lyricsto ZZ Champny: Sad little Z / u fluttering / flutter where / it’s crickets over there / hold me / under that peony / wichita arms race
The meaning of Eet Nibble’s lyrics and their connection to the Duchampny cause is obscure to all but the most subtle Grime hermeneutician… although his imagery is broadly acknowledged to be less obtuse than in previous Nibble songs
WISDOM QUOTATION NEWS:
“What I want is what I’ve not got / But what I need is all around me” -Matthews
And then Jimi’s all “These are my credentials on this wall” and I’m all “bro, I know you are great at what you do, you don’t need to show me.”
"KING SPEECHY" CHAPTER 9:
With these words King Speechy advanced to receive the 3 village lasses.
“Look at the fellow in the tall silk.” That’s how one day I got home.
808s & heartbreak- man if jimi was here he woulda loved this record….
Dear man w blue shoes walking by me just now: when i said to you “nice shoes, dude,” what i meant was, “your soul is singing to me today!”
ROCK HISTORY CORNER:
Did you guys know that the album “Nick of Time” by Bonnie Raitt was initially titled “Open Letter to Thelonious Monk”
“Ok I’m going to sit down and write some rap lyrics now.” -50 Cent
British Grime Rapper Eet Nibble announces cover art, tracklisting for his new album, “The Scent of Green Popeye.”
out on may 13 (uk/europe) / may 14 (US)
thelonious monk, alone in san francisco
sonny rollins, sonny rollins and the contemporary leaders
don cherry, brown rice
chet baker, it could happen to you
nina simone, the blues
miles davis, seven steps to heaven
john coltrane, coltrane jazz
arthur doyle, the songwriter
perry robinson, funk dumpling
jimmy giuffre, 1961
roy haynes, out of the afternoon
paul desmond, “first place again” playboy
Q. What can you tell us about your new film “Plywood superstar”?
A. It’s a little bit secret… But I do know that Plywood Superstar is going to be a very strong film. It’s not going to be completed for another 5 years or so. It’s a 3 minute long film and I have shot the first 2 minutes and 40 seconds. But the final shot is going to be of Jimi Hendrix wandering around in a river in northern Canada trying to catch fish with his hands, and that shot requires a lot of expensive computer graphics that I don’t have the money for yet.
Daily comic: “contentment sucks”
Genre. Photograph by Sam Amidon.