W.O.S.
From the Notebooks of King Speechy

OCTOBER NOTEBOOK

Oh yes, I am definitely going to eat pumpkin pie for breakfast this morning! Pumpkin pie and water… Pumpkin pie and a few sips of the water!

The water is tasting delicious when it is taken as a respite from the (pumpkin) pie - water must always be taken in this manner.


NOVEMBER NOTEBOOK

I saw seven or eight david duchampnys in the garden this morning… just buzzing around. It’s an auspicious sign for sure…

NOTES ON THE DUCHAMPNY

The david duchampny is very smart but life span of just 5 hours unfortunately.

The David Duchampny has an intense life span of 4-6 hours. Of that short time, 20% is devoted to procreating the next 10 Duchampnys.

The short lifespan of the David Duchampny (5-7 hours) means that vigor is a crucial component of the species. No room for vague flutterings.

Today the murmeration of David Duchampnys outside my window seemed lethargic. I said “what ails you my lovelies?” But they fluttered off…

NEWS OF THE WORLD - DUCHAMPNY EDITION

WOS Wounded Animal Solutions offers $1M to solve riddle of disappearing david duchampnys. “They keep fluttering away, ever slowly.” -WOS Spokescat

British Grime Rapper Eet Nibble composes new rap song, “ZZ Champny,” to raise awareness about urgent disappearing Duchampny phenomenon.

Lyricsto ZZ Champny: Sad little Z / u fluttering / flutter where / it’s crickets over there / hold me / under that peony / wichita arms race

The meaning of Eet Nibble’s lyrics and their connection to the Duchampny cause is obscure to all but the most subtle Grime hermeneutician… although his imagery is broadly acknowledged to be less obtuse than in previous Nibble songs

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